Philip SBC SC605 In-Touch Address Recorder

My wife: "mm... its Great! Now I can fully concentrate on my shopping spree and no more for the 'embarrassing' information counter announcements!"

Hi-Tech Child-Finding Gizmo
Modern technology has introduced other solutions however, including the possibility of recording a name, address and other vital information using Philip's SBC SC605 In Touch Address Recorder ($19.99). Then you can securely attached it to your child's forehead clothing and everyone will know where you live at the touch of a button!

Get it for $19.99 at drugstore.com
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